Always her Sir

starwarsgonewild:

jedigrrrl:

Because Boobs
Possibly the best article on Cracked.com right now.

Boobs: If the Jedi mind trick gave people boners



I would second this caption

starwarsgonewild:

jedigrrrl:

Because Boobs

Possibly the best article on Cracked.com right now.

Boobs: If the Jedi mind trick gave people boners

I would second this caption
For as beautiful as she is…Kate beckinsale in van helsing made this outfit insane

For as beautiful as she is…Kate beckinsale in van helsing made this outfit insane

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boobs95:

They have giant teddy bears at costco like this.  Every time I see them I think “I want” 



Is it I want or is it, “it’s so fluffy I’m gonna dieeee”

boobs95:

They have giant teddy bears at costco like this.  Every time I see them I think “I want” 

Is it I want or is it, “it’s so fluffy I’m gonna dieeee”
okay that is enough corset spam for now

boobs95:

I have been feeling a serious lack of corsets on my page of late so I needed to add some.    

There is never ever such a thing as to much corsets.
kittenskeeper:

#10

Did anyone read what the ruler said?

kittenskeeper:

#10

Did anyone read what the ruler said?

(Source: 858-614-258)

It was a silly date but it was a date. They were outside planting flowers, they leaned in to kiss and she tried to stop him.

“But I’m all dirty.” she said

“I don’t care.” He answered right as his lips met hers.

True story. My parents first “date” after they got married

It was a silly date but it was a date. They were outside planting flowers, they leaned in to kiss and she tried to stop him.

“But I’m all dirty.” she said

“I don’t care.” He answered right as his lips met hers.

True story. My parents first “date” after they got married

(via boobs95)